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  1. Thou shalt hold no other before the Hash.
  2. Thou shalt not make any graven Hash Mark, nor Beer Near, nor any other offensive mark that unfairly impedes the Pack from its pursuit of the On In and Beer.
  3. Thou shalt not take the Hash Name of a hasher in vain, for the RA will not hold a hasher guiltless that taketh a Hasher's name in vain.
  4. Remember the Hash day, to keep it holy. Thirteen days shalt thou labor, and do all thy work: But the fourteenth day is the Hash: in it shalt thou do no work, thou, not thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, not thy maidservant, not thy cattle, not thy stranger that is within thy gates. For in 13 days did Gispert toil, yet ran Hash on the 14th: wherefore he blessed the Hash day, and hallowed it for all others.
  5. Honor thy Grand Master, Religious Advisor and the Pack that thy days without Down-Downs may be few.
  6. Thou shalt not cause others to be Dead On Trail by setting a poor trail nor removing Hash.
  7. Thou shalt not expectorate, urinate, defecate, masturbate nor fornicate on the holy Hash trail.
  8. Thou shalt not steal thy fellow hasher's banner, nor his bugle, nor his hashit; nor shalt thou short the Hash Cash nor filch the Beer, for the holy nectar must be replenished and the Hash mustnever run out of Beer.
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against another hasher.
  10. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow hasher's bugle, not his whistle, not his mug, nor his bottle-opener, nor his wife, nor his mistress, nor shalt thou mention his position nor his job nor his place of work...unless they really want too.

G
Beer and snacks, sodas for non-drinkers, names like Fuzzy Wuzzy, songs like "He's a Hasher, He's True Blue", new shoes okay, hash over in two hours.
PG
Cases of beer, names like Tit's 'R' Us, songs like "Yogi Bear", drink for new shoes, isolated mooning, hash over in four hours.
PG-13
Keg of beer, names like Penis Breath, songs like the "Limerick Song", drink from new shoes, coed group mooning, hash over in six hours.
R
Multiple kegs, names like Mother's Little Dildo, songs like "Fuck the Giant Penis", new shoes thrown in bonfire, exposed tits and limited frontal nudity, hash over when you have to go to work.

NC-17
Unlimited beer for $2.00, names like Take It Up the Ass Like a Man, songs like "The S & M Man", no shoes allowed, nude trails, sex in dark corners, urination on passed-out hashers, hash over when you call in sick.
X
Break into a liquor store for Down Downs; names that draw smoking lightening bolts from the sky and tend to turn their utterers into pillars of salt; songs about fucking relatives, dead people and animals; compulsory nudity; actual sex with shoes, persons of various genders, or creatures of another species; hash over when they lock the paddy wagon door.

 

 

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