Jan 20th, 2007

Hare: Jungle (The B-Day Survivor/Hamas Hash)

Hounds: AYCE, Bona, Banana, Dok, NN DJ, Been There, Woo, Too Old, Lemon, Whoa, and Yankee Poodle. Sorry if I have forgotten anyone but I was blindfolded on trail.

Dok’s Helen Keller Version

We met up behind the Design Center off Russell Parkway a little later than planned because many of us got lost/confused at the last minute start change.
Once the pack assembled we were paired up. Then one partner was blindfolded and tethered to the other. It was the non-blindfolded partner’s job to lead the other safely on trail. Since I was the blindfolded partner, I can only relate what I heard and felt on trail. Too Old whined quite a bit. I threatened to beat up Jungle if she came within swinging distance- don’t ask me why, I can’t remember but it was funny. Lemon and Whoa actually managed to run a part of the trail. Bona bitched because AYCE made him do the Eagle trail.
Somewhere on trail there was a scenic view (missed that), a boob check (didn’t care I missed that) and a dick check (pissed I was missing that.) NN DJ was kind enough to let me feel since I couldn’t see. A touch and feel dick check! We may be onto something here.
After being lat around for what seemed like hours (ok, more like 20 minutes) through miles of shiggy and water and rough terrain (ok it was really only like a ½ mile) we finally made it to the end without killing ourselves.
Banana ran circle and made Jungle drink many down downs for the trail. The sun was setting and it was getting cold, so we called it an afternoon and went in search on nice warm hot tubs.
On on to the next touch and feel dick check,
Dok