Oct 14th, 2006

WRH3 - 2nd Analversary

Hare: BHN

It was a cold and not so stormy night. The pack slowly, and I mean slowly, gathered in front of the birthing grounds in front of Winn Dixie, where just 2 years earlier a hellish beer drinking club was born. The pack looked at me in that odd way, like why aren’t you carrying any flower and why are you wearing jeans? Soon they found out that this was to be a scavenger hunt covering 3.5 miles of not-so-beautiful and not-so-sunny Warner Vegas. 11 teams of 2 and 1 team of 3, sorry Jesus, were formed up and given the items that must be procured…oh yeah and the bad news that they had 1 hour to find said items and then meet up behind O’Malley’s. Some controversy followed as some members of the pack, Cheaper and Ground Nutz, didn’t hear the end location and some members, TBK and Bubba, thought they could drive their cars and some, NN Kelly – Side Show Jesus – and NN Jeremy, thought they could go all night…on trail that is.

What followed was how should I say, hysterical!!! Banana and I witnessed a mass exodus of Hashers, running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Many things were witnessed that bear repeating; such as DD losing his wallet in the middle of trail, Jungle asking the hare if he had a spare condom “she could borrow”, BTFT dragging a 100 pound “For Sale” sign to circle, Pink and FCB clearly not understanding the rules and opting out for mucho beero, I finally saw Bubba cum out of the closet, Cheaper and Tink were no where near the front of the pack, Rectal magically enough hid the Hash Shit on trail, neither Jungle or Hurls fell out of their chair/landed in mud, finally and thank you Pink…breateseseses were seen!!!

I think we even had a 3 hour circle with 2 namings, welcome Queen Laqueefa, yes another one, and Whip Her Snapper. Congrats to Ground Nutz and his virgin for winning said competition, yes I know I uttered evil words. Thanks to….uh me and the hash, for the freebies I hope all enjoyed their coozie full of condoms. That’s about all I remember, thanks to the NINE people who signed up to hare future trails, and thanks All Ye Cum Eat for haring the next trail.

As Hasta would say, On-On until the next beer check….wankers!

BHN