A September to Remember - last day (Hangover Hash)

Sept 3rd, 2006

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Auto-hounds: Dwarf Dick, Pink Pussy, Wandering Woo, Banana Slit, Been There FT, Franken, Rectal, TBK, Bone-a-Lisa, Brother Blue Balls, But His Nut, Doktor Do Me, Nutcracker, & Too Old to be Sexy

This trail really should have been named the ‘Still Drunk’ hash. Very few people actually showed up for this- Pink, Nutcracker, DD, TBK, Franken, Been There, Bona, Brother, and Dok (if I’ve forgotten anyone, sorry, but I was still drunk.) Our emaciated pack showed up to the start at the Warner Robins Kroger and when our faithful (and still drunk) hare arrived, we all decided that we would auto hash to the end. It was far too bright and we were far too drunk/hung-over to actually follow trail.
When we arrived at the end there were mimosas, more beer (as if any of us needed it) and breakfast burritos cooked by Banana Slit. Somehow we managed to consume more alcohol. It was fairly oozing out of our pores at this point. By then I was drunk enough to wonder aloud “Who would be stupid enough to get themselves knocked up?” while sitting next to TBK. I’m sure this wasn’t just a random brain fart but had some place in the conversation we were having on the porch. Finally it was decided that we should take our drunk asses home and pass out. The September to Remember was a rousing success. Thanks to all who helped plan and execute the event. Oh yeah, and thanks to all the wankers who showed up too!

Dok