Ok, so shoot me because I can never remember what hash number it is. Anyway…a pack of the usual suspects arrived at the Publix parking lot on 96 for LemonNads evening hash. After the hare blessing, Lemon took off down 96 with all of us watching. Soon the pack was in hot pursuit. The runners crossed the road and the walkers followed. Unfortunately this was a mistake (for the walkers at least) but we would soon learn the error of our ways when one of the runners coming back from a YBF told us we were on the eagle. Hasta finished his beer and declared that it was time for him to snare the hare and took off running. The remaining walkers returned to the turkey/eagle split and got on the “right” trail. The turkey took us around a new apartment complex and along a fence line. Apparently, this was a favorite dumping ground for lawn lights and Rectal, Franken, and Bone-a soon acquired working solar lawn lights. Bone-a did his best Chariots of Fire imitation on the way to the beer stop.
The walkers arrived at the beer stop a half hour after the runners, so we quickly left Rectal with Banana and Been There in the beer truck to look out for the two stray hashers while we trekked to the end. A couple of miles and a YBF later the walkers finally found the end. Hasta had found one of the stray hashers, Nutcracker, but DD and Better off Dead were still AWOL. Banana went back the start to find DD and the dog. When they got back circle started.
Lemon drank for leading us on another Bataan Death March and for being snared by Hasta. Follows Your Anus drank for FRB, DD for DFL and yours truly for FBI. Bone-a drank for his Chariots of Fire imitation and I drank for knowing what it was. Since this was the 5th running of Hasta’s last trail we made him drink and to make it a truly memorable occasion Franken started shooting off bottle rockets. This scared Cheeper and he left. Since everyone was hungry and it was about 9pm circle closed and we headed to On After at El J’s. Once there plans changed and we headed to Flipher and Trust Me’s for free food, drink and ultimate fighting.

Dok