We started trail at Wandering Woo's place up in Macon. If you haven't been there, it is a wonderful place to start and end but please MapQuest how to get there because I don't believe Woo or Too Old really know how to get there. It was hot and we had about 18-20 hashers. We started trail with one virgin and ended with 7...not sure how that happened. Oh wait, the GM did bring his young ones and they both fit in wonderfully well. Oh yeah and part of it was that people on the route saw us run by and got so heated up by Rectal's studliness that they just had to follow us...I think they were greatly encouraged by the walkers too.

Flipher left the start as the hare and ran out the wrong direction to hide in the woods (yes, there was massive pre-lay). The chalk talk included a turkey-eagle split, a check back 69, and a dick check but none of those things were actually on the trail. I fluffed for two miles for no damn reason. Except for one point where trail turned on a dot, it was easy to follow and went fairly interesting places. I personally got chased by a weenie dog...but didn't see any midgets. I also got more shiggy marks than I got at Hedon but it wasn't an extremely shiggerriffic trail or anything.

We decided to not do a circle, then decided to circle in the pool, then decided to not do a circle, then got out of the pool and sat in the sun to get everyone just a little more burned. Oh, and a side note here, with so many hashers running around perfectly willing to rub you, don't put your tanning lotion on all by yourself. We had more than one walking Rorschach test by the end of the day, soon to be renamed McFurry had the best one though. Personnally, I saw a vagina. Circle went on for quite some time, many down-down were drank and I don't remember much cause I was pretty drunk and tired at the time. We had the best beer meister I've seen in a very long time...thanks to All You (Y'all?) Cum Eat for bending over to pour beer the entire time instead of just sitting there to do it. Cheaper drank for his 42nd 100th trail. Too Old got his Happy Birthday Fuck You song (I think some time after circle) for having his 20th annual 35th birthday or some such shit as that. We had some long-timers and first timers show up (even one 20-year ago Perry hasher). I think we named three virgins but not officially...Lucky Butt, Hash Wookie (Milky Way or Pasty Gangster maybe), and Bullet Mullet (although he may end up with It's Not a Mullet).

Circle ended as people got so hot that they just started going back to the pool never to return. The on-after party was good as everyone was fairly lubricated and ready to party. There were chicken fights, nipple comparisons, belly-button depth tests, Charlie Brown-like "throw the football" events, and some special-mix fruity drinks that were delicious. As the sun got low in the sky (and I decided it was time to actually get home from Hedon), the hash broke up and everyone hit to road to leave Woo and Too Old in peace (so they could clean the pool and stuff). I'm not saying who but two hashers weren't wearing very much when they left and two hashers left to go to an orgy. Okay...it was the GM and the RA in both cases. Anyway, it was a wonderfully typical hash...thanks to our hosts. I know I'm missing some high points of the day, feel free to respond and all them if you feel compelled.

On-on to the next beer check.

Your semi-literate hash scribe,

Hasta Buyit