Greetings fellow Hashers! Ok, let’s dispense with the mystery…of course it was cold and of course it rained! BHN was the co-hare so something crazy was going to happen…..BUT it didn’t. The pack gathered up and prayed to G for an hour of clear weather, alas they were disappointed. After a co-blessing by BHN and Rectal Ranger, the 3 that’s right 3 hares were out. BHN brought his clone (NNDoug) with him for his second hare. While this hare can’t tell you everything that happened on trail, I am happy to note that 75% of the pack fell for the CB 30 and at least 50% fell for the YBF through the ultimate shiggy of blood and stickers. Everyone found the Beer Stop and the end, so how bad could the trail be really???

The circle ensued without much dismay except for some whining from bloody hounds. Many a down-down was consumed and the hash welcomed a veteran Road Kill to the group and a virgin NN Linda, welcome and we hope to have sex…I mean hash with you again. Someone tell NN Linda that On-Afters don’t count as trail. Things were going well, UNTIL the local Spur Berry Police department showed up! Just more proof that a BHN/Rectal trail can never finish. The nice policeman didn’t take us away but did ask us to disperse, so we did. On to Shenanigans, back open already for the On-After and then to O’Malley’s for the ON-ON-After…but that is another story.

Until the Kilt Run, March 4 On-Out and may your beer be cold and plentiful.

BHN