Friday, no Saturday... Friday, Saturday, Friday...

Well, there we were all 8 Eight VIII, yes 10-2...just eight of us. Rectal blessed Lemon and we laughed at him for being 40 and then the hare was off. The rest of you had to visualize the 2 runners, 2 walkers and FOUR BIMBOS including the RA....because he wasn't sure when the hash was, go figure. Well Lemon laid, who said laid, a great trail! There was a beer check...lots of hard to see trail in the dark and not one single boob check. Circle went well and Rectal did his best to get shitty and I am proud to say he succeded...Lemon's main squeeze NN Amy was named. For some reason we didn't name her "Sour Semen Swallower", but instead named her "Giddy Up My Ass"...something about well hung horses and really enjoying anal intercourse,Rectal, which of course is perfectly acceptable Hash Behaviour. I voted for "Mr. Head over My Head" but was over ruled. Welcome to the hash Giddy! Rectal took home yet another Hash Shit...hopefully he will show up tp our hash so he can return it...is that MGH4 I hear...
Until next time fellow Hashers...may your beer be cold and your sex be HOT!!!!

Need hares for the next few hashes...me thinks I will be TDY again.

BHN, GM WRH3