16 Apr 05 – Banana Birthday Trail

Where has the Hash Trash been, BHN owes you all a “down, down” for being so late with it. It began innocent enough, BHN and Banana Slit set off as the Co-Hares. The starting point was the old Social Security building in Warner-Robins…we were hoping to get some money from Cheaper but you know how that goes ; ). The pack was very excited to be running and looked game for some serious drinking later…boy were they. XX people showed and we had 2 virgins, No Name Jamie and No Name ????. Thanks to No Name Bob for getting the word out! A turkey-eagle split was announced and Banana challenged the pack to catch her, something I would regret later. After about 1.5 miles and a YBF for the Eagles, a wondrous thing of beauty appeared “A Beer Check”. The pack reunited for a cold one and was greeted to another turkey-eagle split. BHN being the crafty hare that he is made it around the corner and was then nabbed by some hashers “Zenning” the trail. Kudos for them catching me, bad on them for not making me drink later…very bad. The trail ended at a somewhat familiar location, Hurl 4 Girls, Rectal Ranger and No Name Dave’s house…we were greeted by beer, water toys, beer, burgers and dogs and more beer. Circle was about to commence when it was announced that the On-Sex/Hash Cash/Resident Crazy Chick Jungle Pussie had joined trail LATE but wanting a beer badly. So we waited and partook in some BEER and food and beer and conversation and beer and Rectal and Hurls and No Name Bob and virgins wonderful display of how not to use a slip and slide or kiddy pool (really you should have seen it)…still no Jungle. A vehicle was dispatched and Jungle was discovered, close to the end and wanting to finish….A TRUE HASHER if ever there was!!!! 30 minutes later this scraggly, sweaty, scary chick comes running into the circle where all madness for this day truly began!
The RA “Rectal Ranger” got us going by the usual raping of the hares, the Bimbos and introducing the virgins to the hash. Violations were in the process of being announced when all of sudden Flip her lived up to her name and FLIPPED OVER in her chair. There was Beaver to be seen so I say to you, and see it we did. Was she asked to come back into the circle for a drink, NO because this is perfectly acceptable Hash behavior. We then watched as Jungle got stuck changing clothes, she drank I swear it. Banana was brought in to celebrate her B-day, she finally was not the DD or Bimbo…and yes she was good and toasted (and horny) by the end of the night. No Name Jamie couldn’t figure out how to pass the Hash Mantle, and then when he realized he could stay in the circle refused to pass the Hash Mantle. That kid has potential! The Hash Shit was given back to Hurls who managed to lose it right B4 the circle started, but he now has a Siamese Twin attached to him as Rectal will be sharing it…don’t they co-hare next run? No Name Gary was named “Doctor Did Me” after one of my favorite hashers…me thinks he may get renamed. Many other fun things happened in the circle, perhaps you should have been there…did I mention we drank FIVE Cases of beer!!!

The On-After

After some confusion with BHN and TBK on On-After location it was decided we would stay were the beer was and who could drive at this point anyway??? There was more cold nectar to be imbibed and some good eats still on the grill. I saw Hurls with 20 people on his bed and I swear I saw a repeat of Flip Hers earlier escapades…but I was slightly intoxicated and it could have been Rectal’s….uh rectum. We came we drank we slept…what a night. Thanks to all who were there and sorry for those of you who missed it. See you next time when Hurls finally lays his super-duper trail.

On-Out
BHN