19 Mar 2005

The hash started with some beautiful weather, for a change. We met up at Video Warehouse, the hare, ‘Hasta Buy it’, started off by adding new trail marks to our young and dare I say virgin hashers. We had a great turnout {18, 18, 18}. After some quick begging for a 10 minute head start the hare was out, ‘Jungle’ entertained us for a few minutes with a story about a tire falling off her car…sure was glad to get out after that story. ‘Hasta’ led us through some wonderful neighborhood, no shiggy to be seen. Even though the sun was high the weather made my leisurely stroll very easy. The hare has to be given great kudos for the beer stop; I never had a better beer in my life. A lot of walkers littered the trail, myself included…as I was walking I overheard a story from ‘Jungle’ about a tire falling off her car and a horse coming to her rescue. It was about this time that I asked the question that would set the tone for the circle l8r on….why doesn’t ‘Jungle’ have the Hash Shit? Did she lose it or something? But I digress; a little shiggy caused me to fall almost flat on my face, which I drank for later. The familiar call of Beer Near was heard and I quickly followed trail around to the end. Beforehand I decided to yell back to ‘Jungle’ to hurry up, doesn’t she have a story to share with the pack??? I rounded the corner and was surprised to see, ‘Jungle’?!? I must have gone through a worm hole or something, I could have sworn this Poofter was behind me.

‘Hasta’ had led us to an apartment complex with a pool and some nice scenery, ‘Banana Slit’ reminded me that my eyes were falling from my head, who said head, and that I had a circle to run. DFLs and FRBs were handed out and consumed by lots of hashers, where is ‘Jungle’…how did I arrive after her again??? NN Tony, a hasher new to the group, and NN KO (I swear that’s her name), a virgin, were welcomed to the group. ‘RR’ explained the art of the down-down and KO’s sponsor explained everything else, or so we thought. Apparently ‘Studless’ is a poor sponsor, he consumed plenty with his virgin, and traditions were left out. Every time I turned around there was NN KO with a towel on her shoulder, a beer in her hand and a confused look on her face. Many accusations were made, and quite a few down-downs were handed out. It came time for ‘Jungle’ to tell us about the Hash Shit, I have no clue what she said…the pack was dazzled with bullshit and a story about a car losing a tire and a horse saving her life and a missing person sounding like art work leaving her with a momentarily lame vehicle, really that’s what I heard!!! After some nominations, the usuals ‘Jungle’ and I and ‘Hurls 4 Girls’. I don’t know how ‘Hurls’ earned the Hash Shit; it might have something to do with wearing women’s underwear and modeling, all I know is finally ‘Jungle’ and/I don’t have it.

Other notable mentions, NN Gary finally made it to a circle and looked confused. ‘Jungle’ had a story to share but I’m not sure if we ever heard it. ‘Ground Nuts’ was AWOL at the circle due to some confusion, many apologies DOGS ALLOWED---my bad. ‘Too Old’ complained about shirts, but I think he just wanted to see my nipples. ‘Flip Her Over’ attempted to sing her song, but she might have just been requesting something for later. ‘Trust Me’ was there but I never heard him speak, ‘Frank’ and ‘TBK’ ‘made a return after a long Hiatus…I hear they are with us for a little longer, Oh Yeah!!! The On-After at Shenanigans was great but that is another story. Next run is ‘Banana Slit’s’ B-day run, she will be the hare. Until then may the beer be cold and your partner be HOT!!!