October 23, 2004

Warner Robins, GA - Near Gate 5, Robins AFB

The gathering began normal enough 17 hashers of all different shapes and sizes, 4 virgins, 8 no-names and 9 named hashers…you do the math. There was some confusion to the start time for our run, all I can say is that NN Vickie had it updated on Wed (sorry Lemon Nads). After a quick meeting of me (BHN) and Rectal Ranger (the RA) the hares were off, might I add with little prep time due to a family emergency for NN Vickie and HomoErectus. The trail was short but still included a Beer Check at the softball field, thank you emergency Beer-Meister NN Wendy. It was soon discovered that our beloved GM and RA were no match for Cheaper who hawked us down shortly after the Beer Check (which he curiously zenned). After graciously giving the hares 5 more minutes which turned into 6 or 7, Thank "G", the hares finished the trail.

Lemon Nads complained about lost hashers at a gate which that had no code for, "whining I tell you", so I returned to help the lost hashers. After all reached the Beer Near at Homo's house the circle ensued. There was much to be said and accusations and violations flew left and right. A Cheaper Challenge was issued and Cheaper lost/won, well he finished last. There was also the handing out of the dreaded/beloved Hash Shit, the feared sippy cup, nominations included the RA for failing to show at a Toga run…the GM for being forgetful and all around "mean guy" and a late entry of TBK for no apparent reason. It was suggested by Mouth if the South "Jungle Pussie", that RR and TBK do a special drinking challenge from their knees with no hands no spilling and a monkey on their back to determine who would take the Hash Shit home with them. Whew, needless to say the WRH3 RA defeated the weaker SOT GM and TBK took home the Hash Shit. A wonderful rendition of "Happy Birthday" was sung for Cheaper who is now older than me but younger than Moses. Swing Low was sung and the hash departed…or so we thought.

As the hash drew to a close it was decided to hold the on-after at Bona Lisa and JP's humble abode. More drinking and debauchery ensued. BL and JP, in true hash tradition, have a keg orator in their living room. Much food was consumed along with the blessed nectar from the tap. BHN made it a personal goal to float the keg B4 he staggered home with NN Wendy. Many other festive events happened but I guess you should have been there to see them. In all a wonder 2nd hash for WRH3.

Thanks to Lemon Nads who stepped up to hare the next trail on 6 Nov 04 and to TBK/FF for volunteering on 20 Nov 04. Hash times were put to a vote and it was decided that 2pm would be our meet time with hares out at 2:30. There will be Hash Erections following the next hash for all that are interested, available positions will be posted prior to the next run. Start your campaigning now as the competition will be intense.

On-On and see you all at the next hash.
BHN